Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize