My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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