i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
porn star boner night. come get it.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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