My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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