I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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