Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Two words: nipple clamps
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