No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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