Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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