i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i love accidental penises.
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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