i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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