That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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