Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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