Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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