didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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