On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize