so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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