She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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