god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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