im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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