Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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