went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just want nice things and good sex
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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