and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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