i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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