i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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