At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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