Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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