Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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