it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
