Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
