So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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