dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Who died my cat blue again?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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