if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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