i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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