we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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