i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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