is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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