Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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