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FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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