i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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