yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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