I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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