Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Alive.
So much puke
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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