wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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