Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
