school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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