You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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