ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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