We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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