One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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