He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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