She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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