This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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