but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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