I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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