Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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