You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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