My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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