He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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