Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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